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Scurvy and sodomy on the high seas

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Oh captain hear our plea
We need a wench here out at sea
When we’ve had too much rum
We shouldn’t be looking for bum
Blacktailing it back to my cabin
I’ve forgotten which day’s the Sabbath
Scurvy’s made me a rabbit
Turned me into a rabbit hole

Oh cap’n we’ll align ourselves to Starboard when
We get home, we get home, home
We are bristling busted up lords of men
The sea will drink, the sea will drink up up our secret
First mate, first mate will you bend?
And break your back for your special friend?
A captain gets so frightened of mutiny
And requires some love and handy candy, handy handy

Fast forward to a photograph
Still steering just with Sat Nav
Silver suits and freeze-dried food
But you still taste so good
I’m moonwheelin’ back to my pod
Space is probably not checked by God
Zero gravity’s freein’ up my clothes
Oh to serve my glorious country is an honour sir
And to serve and spoon and spoon and serve those two moons of hers
Got an IQ 160 plus
Can build new stars
But I much prefer those big black holes to swallow me whole

Oh silverback gorillas can’t you see?
Exploratory space travel is such a tease
We’re bringing man to a brand new age
Where cleavage will be freed from its wiry cage
What an age!

Blacktailing and moonwheelin’ fiends
Smooth sailin’ if you laserbeam me

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from Monochrome Bisexual Triathlete, released September 18, 2011
Written by Mike Tinsley & Anne Graham

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Aphrodite Lion are Anne Graham & Mike Tinsley making dirty, witty, spunky, crude, sinister, curious layers of music available to the world since 2011.

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